“Take your choice.
We’ll strip you,
no matter what you choose.
Are you to be dragged through nettles for a thousand miles,
or to be pressed into gorse for a thousand hours?
Alternatively, you can confess your sins, now.”
The pilgrim smiled,
scratched his beard,
and smiled.
“I confess that
I have sinned, uproariously,
I have basked in the glory of indecision,
I have procrastinated with aplomb.
I confess that,
in the face of pain,
in the armpit of shame,
in floods of indecency,
I have not made up my mind
about how to suffer.
Do with me as thou will’st.”