“WEEKENDS are sacred” in the eyes of the RIVER.
Categorically.
Springboks are here.
How did they travel from the south?
Coracles, currachs, gigs, paddle boats …
On the back of a bird?
“Arriva Aviva”.
The point of watching is to practise counting the points.
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Rugby is headache.
Midges’ heads manage to swarm
without tough tackling
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“We will be doomed”
unless we COP ourselves on.
Irish Times headline:
Another trauma coming around your corner.
Cassandra whines,
she knows,
risks speaking-out
after catching Gretta
on the wind
and RUMOUR.
According to that infallible crowd-sourced authority,
dooming is glooming.