Cricket is a curse

(work in progress)

Cricket is the curse of the tea break:
line, length, time, and rhyme,
bad light and rain.
Refrain stops play.

Cricket’s a mug’s game,
a heroic couplet,
yet more of the same.

A Haiku running between stumps,
legs and symbols before wicket
a foot, outside the line,
an Alexandrine.

A forward defense with cadence,
against the seam,
like a no ball, a simile,

Cricket’s a testing game:
the toss,
a full toss
hit for six. Epic.

The cover’s on.
the cover’s off,
a song.

The bat, the pen, the runs, the words,
a coin spins
out comes the side, and the ink.

The follow-on stanza,
mid-on,
mid-off,
side-on.
An innings defeat.

Cricket is the curse of the umpire’s hand,
a satire.
a verse at square leg.

Onomatopoeia.
a mug’s game of innings and googlies.
Pitch, bouncers and reverse swing.
Centuries and ironies.

Ducks and golden pairs.
Stress,
a wrong’un.

Englynion:
Two new openers
batting long boring innings – sleeping time
quite a crime every ball
blocking bowlers, playing crawl
soaking pressure, scoring nothing.

Drift, line, and length.
a flipper and villanelle.
flight through the air.

Cricket is the curse of the leg spinner,
the third man.
The tail, the tale, and off-cutter.

Metaphor.
Wisden’s dictionary.
Ashes and syllables.
Lords, the Gabba,
and the popping crease.

Diary note No 12 – Cricket, Fish & Chips

What have the game of cricket and fish & chips got in common?

Do people take fish & chips to cricket at Lords or the Oval?

Do bowlers eat chips before taking the new ball?

Maybe some top-class cricket coaches ban teams from eating fish & chips the night before the toss?

Perhaps the conversation in Café Beva between Roger & Paul went from trivia to profound – from pastime to work?

Why did Paul record the conversation about cricket?

Could it have anything to do with the next test match England will play? (Against Ireland at Lords)

What would an eavesdropper have thought?

– the mystery of everyday life.